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[cjsmith]

I mostly hate memes, but I've seen some hilarious incarnations of this one. I shall strive to do justice to it. Here goes:

Ask me a question. I'll tell you a lie.

Comments

Evil twin, eh?

[airporter.livejournal.com]

K. What's the most unusual place you've done "it?"

(Breathlessly awaiting the lie...)

Re: Evil twin, eh?

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

That would be in my left ear, Bob.

Re: Evil twin, eh?

[ericsilverbear.livejournal.com]

Well, she mentioned that little airport along the Northcoast... Shelter Cove, it was. There is a part of the tarmac overlooking the beach. Her world was rocked as the waves crashed against the rocky shore. All I can say is that I'm still pulling gravel out of my bum.