Friday, February 1st, 2008 10:56 am
I mostly hate memes, but I've seen some hilarious incarnations of this one. I shall strive to do justice to it. Here goes:

Ask me a question. I'll tell you a lie.
Friday, February 1st, 2008 07:03 pm (UTC)
Will you sleep with me?

{{snickers}}
Friday, February 1st, 2008 07:04 pm (UTC)
Pirates or Ninjas?
Friday, February 1st, 2008 07:10 pm (UTC)
Are you kidding me?
Friday, February 1st, 2008 07:19 pm (UTC)
Why did you give up flying?
Friday, February 1st, 2008 07:22 pm (UTC)
Why is the sky blue?
Friday, February 1st, 2008 07:33 pm (UTC)
Where did I leave my cellphone?
Friday, February 1st, 2008 07:39 pm (UTC)
What's your favorite thing to do?
Friday, February 1st, 2008 08:05 pm (UTC)
K. What's the most unusual place you've done "it?"

(Breathlessly awaiting the lie...)
Friday, February 1st, 2008 09:07 pm (UTC)
Do square dance phantoms feel pain when I step on them?
Friday, February 1st, 2008 11:31 pm (UTC)
What's the best concert you've ever gone to?
Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 02:30 am (UTC)
How would you respond to this question in response to this meme?
Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 03:25 am (UTC)
Have you stopped beating Rob yet?
Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 05:49 am (UTC)
Where is Jimmy Hoffa buried?
Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 06:56 am (UTC)
What's your favorite color?
Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 08:20 am (UTC)
Who are you?
Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 06:57 pm (UTC)
Are you telling the truth now?
Friday, February 8th, 2008 04:33 pm (UTC)
What are you wearing?


Oh, no, wait, that's what I asking when people promise to tell me the truth. ;)