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[cjsmith]

I mostly hate memes, but I've seen some hilarious incarnations of this one. I shall strive to do justice to it. Here goes:

Ask me a question. I'll tell you a lie.

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[ericsilverbear.livejournal.com]

Will you sleep with me?

{{snickers}}

[ladycelia.livejournal.com]

Pirates or Ninjas?

[fuzzygruf.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding me?

[erikred.livejournal.com]

Why did you give up flying?

[quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com]

Why is the sky blue?

[platypuslord.livejournal.com]

Where did I leave my cellphone?

[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

What's your favorite thing to do?

Evil twin, eh?

[airporter.livejournal.com]

K. What's the most unusual place you've done "it?"

(Breathlessly awaiting the lie...)

[deege.livejournal.com]

Do square dance phantoms feel pain when I step on them?

[shoutingboy.livejournal.com]

What's the best concert you've ever gone to?

[jcgbigler.livejournal.com]

How would you respond to this question in response to this meme?

[drdaly.livejournal.com]

Have you stopped beating Rob yet?

[fyellin.livejournal.com]

Where is Jimmy Hoffa buried?

[apparentparadox]

What's your favorite color?

[brooksmoses]

Who are you?

[allanh.livejournal.com]

Are you telling the truth now?

[jupiter29.livejournal.com]

What are you wearing?


Oh, no, wait, that's what I asking when people promise to tell me the truth. ;)