How to avoid washing a plate; Super Glue; budget

[cjsmith]

Notes to self:

1. If hot steam scalds you so suddenly that you drop dinner all over the floor, and if you then decide, 10% because you know the floor was recently cleaned and 90% because you are absolutely ravenous, to eat it right where it lies, you will apparently be okay. At least once.

2. Filing causes papercuts. Super Glue lasts through two showers and flakes away on the third. Do not touch your finger with the glue tube.

3. When buying Christmas gifts online for people thousands of miles away, the shipping will bust your budget. Every time. Doofus.

Comments

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

Clean enough to eat off of! If you had a dessert too, you could have had a floor wax AND a dessert topping!

As for the superglue, did you fix the paper cuts with it? That's what the stuff is being used for in surgery theatres, after all.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Speaking of floor wax, dinner was hard to clean up! I can't just throw the floor into the dishwasher. :-)

Yep, poured it all over the paper cuts. The cuts were those really annoying kind where every time I'd grab a stack of paper and flip through it, something would catch in the cut and it would deepen. So I glued them all shut!