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Notes to self:
1. If hot steam scalds you so suddenly that you drop dinner all over the floor, and if you then decide, 10% because you know the floor was recently cleaned and 90% because you are absolutely ravenous, to eat it right where it lies, you will apparently be okay. At least once.
2. Filing causes papercuts. Super Glue lasts through two showers and flakes away on the third. Do not touch your finger with the glue tube.
3. When buying Christmas gifts online for people thousands of miles away, the shipping will bust your budget. Every time. Doofus.
1. If hot steam scalds you so suddenly that you drop dinner all over the floor, and if you then decide, 10% because you know the floor was recently cleaned and 90% because you are absolutely ravenous, to eat it right where it lies, you will apparently be okay. At least once.
2. Filing causes papercuts. Super Glue lasts through two showers and flakes away on the third. Do not touch your finger with the glue tube.
3. When buying Christmas gifts online for people thousands of miles away, the shipping will bust your budget. Every time. Doofus.
