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I finally tried the plastic bag thing in the shower. Two bags on each foot, each layer taped to my calf.
A little-known fact of physics: slippery footing gets worse by a factor of at least three when you have your eyes closed and soap all over your face.
But I'm clean! I'm clean! Ahhhhhhh! I could rinse my hair with BOTH hands. I could get my legs wet. I could wash my backside. I could stand in the spray and rinse myself in seconds. Every detail was a new joy -- I was having multiple mental orgasms over how wonderful it was to be clean.
I can't wait to be able to wash my feet. I might just pass out with bliss.
A little-known fact of physics: slippery footing gets worse by a factor of at least three when you have your eyes closed and soap all over your face.
But I'm clean! I'm clean! Ahhhhhhh! I could rinse my hair with BOTH hands. I could get my legs wet. I could wash my backside. I could stand in the spray and rinse myself in seconds. Every detail was a new joy -- I was having multiple mental orgasms over how wonderful it was to be clean.
I can't wait to be able to wash my feet. I might just pass out with bliss.
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Two days to next appointment. If I'm *very* lucky I'll pass muster this time instead of having to wait another week to get out of these shoes. I'd have to be WAY lucky to have healed up THAT fast. I'm silly to hope, but I hope anyways.