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Monday, August 15th, 2005 03:12 pm
I finally tried the plastic bag thing in the shower. Two bags on each foot, each layer taped to my calf.

A little-known fact of physics: slippery footing gets worse by a factor of at least three when you have your eyes closed and soap all over your face.

But I'm clean! I'm clean! Ahhhhhhh! I could rinse my hair with BOTH hands. I could get my legs wet. I could wash my backside. I could stand in the spray and rinse myself in seconds. Every detail was a new joy -- I was having multiple mental orgasms over how wonderful it was to be clean.

I can't wait to be able to wash my feet. I might just pass out with bliss.
Monday, August 15th, 2005 10:25 pm (UTC)
Did you have your special shoes on inside the bags?

The footing situation sounds scary! Do you have any sort of treads on the shower floor or shower mat to help you out?

Congrats on surviving the shower, and on finally getting a nice thorough cleaning. I know how nice that can feel!

*clean-hugs*
Monday, August 15th, 2005 10:44 pm (UTC)
Yep, 'cause I'm not allowed to stand up without the shoes. No treads, but I was careful.

Two days to next appointment. If I'm *very* lucky I'll pass muster this time instead of having to wait another week to get out of these shoes. I'd have to be WAY lucky to have healed up THAT fast. I'm silly to hope, but I hope anyways.