Dear So-and-So

[cjsmith]

Inspired by redgrrl, I'm doing another round of letters!

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Dear Dianna,

I wish I knew how to help. Maybe I can just listen, while you ramble?

Caringly,
Your Friend

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Dear Resume,

Format yourself. My attempts make it look like I swallowed a font and threw up on the page.

Disgustedly,
That Computer Programmer

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Dear Grandma,

I wish I could take the pain away.

Helplessly,
Your Granddaughter

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Dear Mom,

I priced some tickets. It'll sting, but only a little. If you want me there, you have but to say the word. I can't imagine what you are going through right now.

Achingly,
Your Daughter

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Dear Food I Left Simmering On The Stove,

Not now. I'm busy.

With annoyance,
The Chef

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Dear jackiecat,

Thanks for not being too ticked off yesterday when I came home smelling of other cats. You are a balm for my soul.

Blinking my contentment,
Your Human

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Dear Company I Used To Work For,

Neener neener.

Childishly,
Your Ex-Employee

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Dear Stock Market,

Are we there yet?

Whiningly,
A Six-Year-Old Inner Child

Comments

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Ooo cool! Somebody who KNOWS this frustrating thing called MSWord? My goodness! 8-)

My grandma probably won't last the week. I'll fly back soon, just not sure exactly when yet. Would like to see her alive, but would not like to spend two weeks there, because, well, I have to be in San Jose at the end of next week to catch my Flight From Hell for the holidays. :-/