Dear So-and-So

[cjsmith]

Inspired by redgrrl, I'm doing another round of letters!

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Dear Dianna,

I wish I knew how to help. Maybe I can just listen, while you ramble?

Caringly,
Your Friend

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Dear Resume,

Format yourself. My attempts make it look like I swallowed a font and threw up on the page.

Disgustedly,
That Computer Programmer

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Dear Grandma,

I wish I could take the pain away.

Helplessly,
Your Granddaughter

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Dear Mom,

I priced some tickets. It'll sting, but only a little. If you want me there, you have but to say the word. I can't imagine what you are going through right now.

Achingly,
Your Daughter

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Dear Food I Left Simmering On The Stove,

Not now. I'm busy.

With annoyance,
The Chef

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Dear jackiecat,

Thanks for not being too ticked off yesterday when I came home smelling of other cats. You are a balm for my soul.

Blinking my contentment,
Your Human

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Dear Company I Used To Work For,

Neener neener.

Childishly,
Your Ex-Employee

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Dear Stock Market,

Are we there yet?

Whiningly,
A Six-Year-Old Inner Child