Big mistake.

[cjsmith]

Oh man. Did I ever goof. What a mistake.

I visited the Blowfish Tax Day Sale page (link is not work-safe) and now I can't concentrate on anything I'm actually supposed to be doing.

I knew better, I really did...

Comments

[gs.livejournal.com]

You know, I've met Jack Morin, author of "Anal Pleasure and Health: A Guide for Men and Women". He said he liked my buns.m

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Um. From him, that'd be a comment guaranteed to interrupt one's thought processes!

Soooooo... didja? ;-) You do not, of course, have to answer that. :-)

He's tasted my buns...

[gs.livejournal.com]

Did I what?

He was speaking at a SFSI Continuing Education potluck event, and I had made cinnamon rolls. He tried one and said "these sticky buns taste great".

What did you think I...Oh! Really CJ! I'm surprised at you!
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Re: He's tasted my buns...

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Ooo, you let him taste! Mmmmmm! :-) :-)

I'm surprised at you!

No you're not. 8-)

[gs.livejournal.com]

Well, okay. Not in this case.

But I do find you delightfully surprising!

[sinboy.livejournal.com]

Making a purchase?

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Not yet, but I'm in serious danger of using up some of my remaining credit limit. Serious danger.

[joedecker.livejournal.com]

There's a lotta good stuff there.... :)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Don't I know it. I know some of it is good because I own it. :-) [heh. Wondering when this becomes TMI for a public journal entry.] I bet the rest isn't horrible either. Mmmm, where's that little plastic card with the numbers on it...

toystoystoys

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

October 6 is a long way away. . . .

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Maybe I need to celebrate, hmm, my dad's birthday (May 25), or my mom's (June 16)... Or hey, Beltane. :-)

[deyo.livejournal.com]

This little rectangle of plastic has numbers on it. I have learned that if I type the numbers at *just* the right time, fun things come to my house!

Note that in my case, butt sex products are not fun. No numbers were typed in the making of this comment.

Note also that I cannot speak for all residents of my house regarding what is fun... ;)

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

Hey!

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

This little rectangle of plastic has numbers on it. I have learned that if I type the numbers at *just* the right time, fun things come to my house!

Isn't that neat? Just as I suspected when I was little, grownups have all the best stuff! When I was a kid, I could push buttons on some toys at just the right time, and maybe some music would play or something. These plastic rectangles are much better than that!

[chiefted]

Isn't that neat? Just as I suspected when I was little, grownups have all the best stuff! When I was a kid, I could push buttons on some toys at just the right time, and maybe some music would play or something. These plastic rectangles are much better than that!

mmmm especially at blowfish.com (yea, I know people who know people who work there or have modeled there), goodvibes.com, powells.com, ebbets.com...oh yes I do love the cool plastic rectangle toys that I have now.

[cassidyrose.livejournal.com]

An ex of mine modeled for said company.

[joedecker.livejournal.com]

Don't I know it. I know some of it is good because I own it. :-) [heh. Wondering when this becomes TMI for a public journal entry.]

Heh. Clearly you need to explore the world of "Friends Groups" . (I mean the LiveJournal kind.)

--Joe (whose hoping he ends up on this particular friends group....)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

True, I've got friends groups... didn't see the need to restrict this post, not quite... I'm sort of pushing the envelope a little, seeing how I feel about having something like this completely public.

Although maybe I could make a "raunchy stuff" group anyways. ;-)

Grovel

[klwalton.livejournal.com]

Oooh...I'm not on your friends list, but if you do a "raunchy stuff" group, will you put me on it? Pretty Please?

Re: Grovel

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

You're NOT? Wait just a cotton pickin minute, THAT needs fixing.

there.

I also made a raunchy stuff group. Dunno if I'll ever use it, but y'all are on it. :-)

Re: Grovel

[klwalton.livejournal.com]

The lesson to be learned from this, kids:

Groveling *works*!

Thanks!

[ambar.livejournal.com]

I refuse even to click that link because I'm saving my pennies for a horse.

(On top of all my fun with Palisades, I've just been offered a gorgeous bay mare. *whine*. Why can't I live on a hundred acres with hot & cold running staff, I ask ya?)

[klwalton.livejournal.com]

I deleted the email announcement from my inbox, and you had to go and publish the link! I blame you, CJ!! muttermuttermutterspentmoneymuttermuttermutter

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Heh. I deleted the first e-mail announcement from my inbox. I forwarded the link from the second, identical announcement to a few select friends. (I'm on their mailing list twice; been unable to fix that.) The third one arrived today and was too much temptation to resist, so I followed the link... and posted it in LJ. The fourth one I deleted.

It's not my fault. Blame Blowfish. They keep sending me mail, and of course it's not my fault if I click on the link, now is it? :-)

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[klwalton.livejournal.com]

Now *don't* be using logic when I'm trying to duck responsibility. That's not *fair*! ;-)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

That was my Patented Responsibility-Ducking Pseudologic. Here, have some; I didn't use it up. There's lots more -- it's everywhere! ;-)

[klwalton.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I needed that!

I have some of those plastic rectangles, too. Aren't they *neat*!? :):)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

They're the best! They keep creating stuff out of thin air. They are really good at bringing me BOOKS. :-)

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[klwalton.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmm... books. :::drool:::
powells.com alibris.com Just type in the number and *poof*! Magic :):).

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm... Powell's.

I once made a trip to Portland specifically to spend the weekend in Powell's.

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[klwalton.livejournal.com]

I knew there was a reason I liked you! :) Did you ever get to Holmes' Books before it closed?

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Nope. Was that also in Portland?

I want to see The Tattered Cover in Denver at least once before I die, too.

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[klwalton.livejournal.com]

Holmes' was in Oakland, a victim of the '89 quake. It proved too costly a proposition to retrofit the building, so they simply went out of business. It was the bookstore my dad and I went to all the time when I was a little girl. Nothing like the smell of old dust on old books - we'd spend *hours* there :).

[gs.livejournal.com]

There are a couple of Powell's in Chicago that I've been to. I got nice translations of The Iliad and The Odyssey by Richard Lattimore.

I'd also like to go to the Tattered Cover (http://www.tatteredcover.com) in Denver sometime. My parents come out on the California Zephyr from Chicago, and it stops in Denver close to one of their stores. Unfortunately, there's only about a 15 minute layover, so my Mom barely has time to buy a book, much less browse. Personally, I could get lost in there for days, after hearing the description.

[yoak.livejournal.com]

I can't wait until I get home. :-0

[tsjafo.livejournal.com]

A glow-in-the-dark plastic baby Jesus butt plug. *sigh* Whats next? Darth Vader? Rubber hampsters? Whoops...never mind that last one...last time I was in Hawaii, at the airport, they were selling battery operated...er...never mind, I suppose it was just something to make the flight more enjoyable.

*grin*

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I'll remember that next time I'm wedged next to a perfect stranger whose limbs are in my lap for lack of room. The flight just might be quite enjoyable for him because of a last minute purchase at the airport. What an image!

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[tsjafo.livejournal.com]

LOL It must be a measure of my own personal weirdness that the thought which popped into my head on seeing these little fuzzy monstrousities was "How the hell would you clean them."

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

It's OK. You don't have to be ashamed. I.. well... blush... I have a cleanliness fetish, too. There! I admitted it.

rubber hamsters???!!!

[cassidyrose.livejournal.com]

I mean I like rodents and all, but not like that.

Re: rubber hamsters???!!!

[tsjafo.livejournal.com]

I like rodents too, specially in gravy.

Re: rubber hamsters???!!!

[cassidyrose.livejournal.com]

I like rodents too, specially in gravy.

gag

barf

::shudder::

I should have know better than to read this thread right before starting my lunch ;-) Ah well, live and learn.

Re: rubber hamsters???!!!

[tsjafo.livejournal.com]

Rabbit is good. I haven't tried hamster yet but I hear it tastes just like dog, and I liked dog.

Re: rubber hamsters???!!!

[eeyore74.livejournal.com]

I knew that would make you gag! I can actually picture your face as you read it! *grin*

[abz6598.livejournal.com]

Dammit, I already spent my monthly "Gear" allotment on Dermabond and speculums. Argh! But, darn it, theres some goodies there that would go so well in my exam table and doctors bag! (sigh) Oh well, its only money....

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

My imagination is working overtime on good ways to use Dermabond AND a speculum in the same scene. :-)

[abz6598.livejournal.com]

The Dermabond actually can be quite useful. You can apply baubles or weights to parts of the body that arent pierced, enforced chastity, cuffless 'handcuffs', keeping wigs/jewelry/prosthetics in place, etc, etc.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Oh, I was thinking of more prosaic stuff like keeping the speculum in place by gluing it to the thighs.

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[abz6598.livejournal.com]

(wistful look) Oh, I *do* so love the way you think. We should get together sometime and victimize some poor naive little thing.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

*evil cackle*

[gs.livejournal.com]

Congratulations! This entry is a new personal record for you. It has exceeded 50 comments!

:-)l

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Ooo! Now it displays with the "Thread" stuff! Always wondered how complex something had to get before the comments were threaded by LJ.

Yeah, my two all-time most-commented-upon posts: one about how many people are similar to me and another about butt sex toys. I'm not sure what this says about me or about my friends, but whatever it is I think I like it. :-)

[gs.livejournal.com]

Your "Life Is Good" post had a rather high comment count as well (38). I think that's also a good sign :-)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Well, the next highest comment count being displayed at the moment is 19 for "Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow." :-)

But hey. Life is good.