Monday, March 3rd, 2008 07:54 pm
The Waughs graciously offered to drive Rob and me to Orlando Airport after the dance. I'd be flying home and Rob would be picking up a rental car. While not technically out of their way, this is a good forty-minute trip, and probably $5 in tolls.

I handed Rob the spare microphone and audio cables, we hugged, and *poof* he was off on his two-week flight training adventure. I figured I'd have the easy part.

Ha.

Upon arrival in Dallas, we waited for nearly an hour while the airplane occupying "our" gate had mechanical trouble and a team of mechanics tried to fix it. Why no other gate was available I will never know.

Then the thunderstorm hit, and it was bad enough that they closed the ramp. The linemen took cover indoors, no trucks moved, and no airplanes moved. We waited perhaps another forty-five minutes to an hour here. While my connection time evaporated, I remembered in lavish detail the ribbing I had just gotten from Rob for not carrying a day's worth of food with me for flights.

I phoned Rob. He was snug in his hotel room at this point, with a nice bed, working air conditioning, no bugs, and wireless Internet access. He fired up that last and said this storm was bad. It was part of a line extending from mid-Texas up to the Great Lakes, tops were reported to flight level 450, and the radar map showed purple (a severity color I've never seen). At this point a kindhearted passenger who'd overheard my phone call handed me a South Beach granola bar, and she wouldn't even take a buck for it. People are sometimes simply wonderful. The flight attendants reassured us all that agents inside the terminal were "aware" of our dilemma and of our tight connections. (Of course the folks inside would be fools to do a damn thing to help us. That part, the flight attendants didn't bother to say.)

Needless to say, I missed my flight. My hopes of reaching San Jose that night dwindled. I got rebooked on a much later flight going to San Francisco, which at least gave me time for some dinner. I politely (but repeatedly) cited the mechanical issue that started the whole chain of delay, and got a manager to promise all eleven passengers in this fix ground transportation vouchers upon arrival. Several of these passengers had begun to recognize each other and start to look out for each other by this time. Two businessmen were rather rude: insulting the gate agents, trying to get everything they could for only themselves, and pointedly ignoring the rest of the group. But most folk were pretty decent.

The San Francisco flight was late, of course.

The weather gave us an absolutely spectacular light show for a good hour of the flight. The multilayered clouds were continually lit up in purplish white, shifting and flashing but never dark. I wished for a good video camera. I've seen T-storms from the air, but I have never before seen anything even remotely like that display.

The ground transportation in San Francisco was the slowest form of airport transportation in existence: a Super Shuttle. The rude, selfish pair of San Jose passengers were my only companions on the shuttle. (If I hadn't looked out for them a bit, they'd never have found the darn thing, but the instant they sat down they urged the driver to leave without "having to wait" for everyone else. I was glad I happened to know that there was no "everyone else" by this time. Most people either had friends to pick them up or chose an overnight in Dallas.) To make a long story short, instead of landing in San Jose at 10:15pm, I landed in San Francisco at 1:10am (4:10 by my body clock) and reached my house at something like half past two (5:30).

I was amused by the Bay Area traffic report at eight minutes past the hour. At 2:08am the report was "...traffic on the Bay Area roads: so far so good." Heh.

I happened to know which hotel the rude people needed to reach. I was pretty sure, since the shuttle driver didn't know how to get to I-280 from my house, that the driver did not know how to get to the hotel. I knew for sure that the rude people hadn't a clue. I was pretty sure that the driver did not know that the rude people hadn't a clue. Somehow I did not offer to pull up my wireless 'net (which I could have done, sitting there in the driveway of my house) to make sure the driver knew how to get there. He'd be fine; he's on shift either way, and American Airlines was paying him. I tipped the driver big and gave them all an airy wave. I am so going to hell... but somehow I don't mind.

I did have enough brain cells left to notify a) the cat sitter that I was back, and b) work that I'd probably be late.

Naturally my body clock woke me up at seven. Oh well.
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 04:53 am (UTC)
Yikes! You deserve a good night's rest!
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 06:54 am (UTC)
Right now I'll go try to get one! :)
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Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 04:59 am (UTC)
FL450?!?! I think I've made it up that high once, and that was on F-BVFA.

As for the last bit, "you reap what you sow". They don't care about other people, so why should other people care about them?

I'm always nice to gate agents and such, doubly so during irregular ops. It's gotten me upgrades, re-routes, vouchers: you name it. One of my favorite examples was at SLC, waiting for a delayed BOS flight. [livejournal.com profile] hr_macgirl and I went up to the desk and asked "how do our chances look for using segment upgrades?" despite the minor detail that we didn't have any of the certificates with us. (We could buy them on the spot, so it wasn't a completely stupid question.)

The agent hit a few keys, looked at us, and said "you're all set" as he handed us our new boarding cards. No certificates needed.

In my experience treating people as people is its own reward, but sometimes you get a little lagniappe to go with it.
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 05:17 am (UTC)
What you said. Is it sad that when Tim and I treat ticket agents/flight attendants/what have you with perfectly human decency, they are *grateful*?

Yes, it's sad. I used to wait tables. I used to say that no one was nastier than a hungry human. Now I have to say there's no one nastier than a human traveling by air.

Yes, it's frustrating sometimes. But it's not the poor ticket agent's fault.

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 06:56 am (UTC)
It *is* sad, yes. And it's completely not the ticket agent's fault. (I used to work in a restaurant too. I think it shows. Anyone who hasn't worked in something where customers can be really nasty... well, they get nasty. The ones who have, they do better.)
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 06:55 am (UTC)
F-BVFA = ?

I agree completely about reaping what you sow. Of course, it's circular; they'll turn around and sow what they have reaped. Poor sods.
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 08:35 am (UTC)
It's the registration for an Air France Concorde.
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 05:48 pm (UTC)
Oooo, Concorde! Nifty.
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Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 03:34 pm (UTC)
[livejournal.com profile] bigjohnsf beat me to answering this. It's the Concorde I got to fly on, and also the one that's currently at the Smithsonian (the NASM annex at Dulles).
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 05:29 pm (UTC)
Wow, cool! I never got to fly on a Concorde, and I kinda wanted to.
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 05:38 pm (UTC)
We were traveling back from TN through St. Louis to get to SFO. Due to bad wether all around, our flight from Knoxville didn't even leave until after our connection was supposed to leave, so we were pretty sure we were going to miss our connection. When we got to St. Louis, we were behind some woman who had also missed some flight, had been rebooked, and was pleading and ranting to get out on an earlier flight. The agent "couldn't do anything". We then walked up, cheerfully explained the situation, and expected to be handed a waitlist card for some flight. Instead, the agent spent a lot of time typing, and then handed us boarding passes on the flight that she had just told the previous woman she couldn't get on.

They've heard all the sob stories & weathered lots of irate passengers. Treating agents nicely can do wonders.
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 05:45 pm (UTC)
It's true, the old saying: you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 12:02 pm (UTC)
OMG, what a horrible travel experience. I have faith though that the bad travel karma of the selfish ones will catch up to them eventually. Probably while flying United.
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 05:30 pm (UTC)
The Universe will bite them on the butt, yeah. (O'course, the Universe has a way of biting us ALL on the butt.) What complete twits. It has been a while since I have seen anyone that bad.
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 03:16 pm (UTC)
I got an e-mail from a friend in Dallas who says it actually SNOWED there after the thunderstorms. Snow. In Dallas. In March.

Glad you got home safely, eventually!
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 05:31 pm (UTC)
Wow! Yeah, they were apparently pretty frisky storms. And that lightning show was stunning.
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 04:13 pm (UTC)
That tall line of storms produced at least one tornado (http://www.crh.noaa.gov/product.php?site=PAH&product=TOR&issuedby=FWD).
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 05:33 pm (UTC)
If they were as ferocious as all that, I guess I'm surprised they didn't produce more. I wish you could have seen the lightning show as I saw it from the plane. You'd probably have enjoyed it just as much as I did.
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 05:42 pm (UTC)
I can't say they were similar, for obvious reasons, but once when I was flying home to IND on a connection, I think from IAH (Houston), after dark, in a small Embraer commuter jet, I had a view out my window a few miles to the west of a spectacular IC (intracloud lightning) light show visible between some low-level building cumulus and the overhanging anvils of neighboring cumulonimbus. And no camera with me.
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 05:46 pm (UTC)
No camera = how frustrating! I just tried to soak in as much of the beauty as I could, knowing that I wouldn't have any images of it later.
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 05:43 pm (UTC)
I flew through Dallas several years ago, and had a similar experience. We were feet short of the gate, and they pulled all the guys on the ground, so we were stuck just short of the gate for a while. My San Jose flight was also delayed, so I made that, but it would have arrived after the curfew, so we ended up landing in Oakland, and they were going to shuttle us to San Jose. Not a big deal.

But, when we landed at Oakland at like 2AM, we had to wait 45 minutes for a gate! That's because American only has two gates in Oakland, one had a plane sitting there, and the other was "reserved" for a scheduled plane that would soon be landing. Not great customer service!

I got a letter from American saying "sorry for the delay, we can't control the weather", etc. That really pissed me off, because sitting in the plane for 45 minutes in Oakland just because they can't spend a few bucks to use another gate was totally their fault, and not the fault of the weather. Heck, they could have used portable stairs and let us exit that way.
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 05:47 pm (UTC)
Oh wow. That letter was a slap in the face, wasn't it? It would have been better not to get that "apology" at all. Sometimes they're really not so clueful.
Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 09:49 pm (UTC)
Hell? For that? I _don't_ think so. Sounds to me like you were just helping the karmic scales tip a little bit back.
Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 11:48 pm (UTC)
I am glad to be of service in that endeavor. :-)
Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 04:26 pm (UTC)
I certainly can't imagine you are going to hell for that. It's not like you actively sent them in the wrong direction. It seems to me you just noticed what was going on in the world around you and, at worst, decided to ignore it. Which I think pretty well describes what that pair spent most of the day doing too, for their own benefit. :)

I always keep a Slimfast bar (or something like it) in my carry-on bag and another in my suitcase, in case I get stuck somewhere. The last time I looked at the one in my suitcase, the shape it was in was not only quite different than when I bought it, but probably could not have been described without some graduate-level mathematics background. But I suppose if I was hungry enough, I could still find a way to eat it. ;)

It sounds like an awful trip back, but I'm glad you made it safely. Welcome home! (*hugs*) <-- If that's not out of line?
Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 09:51 pm (UTC)
The wry chuckles that evening came from the fact that Rob and I had just that day been talking about the benefits of always carrying something edible on plane flights. I've learned my lesson!
Thursday, March 13th, 2008 04:35 am (UTC)
Well, unfortunately, that's how we learn lessons pretty commonly. Heck, I bet you could tell me much more embarrassing stories than that about lessons you learned the hard way. ;)