We have ROBOTS!

[cjsmith]

These things have a scary amount of personality. Even the marketing documentation refers to them by "name". The printer warms up, but Scooba is drying its cleaning head.

I think the first thing I need to teach them to do is sing Christmas carols. None of that spinning and twisting, though -- it's too loud and overpowers the song. Next might be the Bluetooth cell phone control system. Then it can go fetch things.

Oh wait. Who am I kidding? I'm busy.

Comments

[quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com]

I think the first thing I need to teach them to do is sing Christmas carols.

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.</Hal> ;-)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha I can REPROGRAM IT. :-)