In a perfect world...

[cjsmith]

(Borrowing from lkeele and crazyladynocats)

In a perfect world:

• No one would ever make a large sacrifice on my behalf, for which I did not ask and of which I remained unaware, then expect me to feel grateful or to reciprocate
• Women's pants could be bought by the numbers: waist, hip, inseam
• Personal growth would be like debugging software: finding the problem is the hard part
• No one would be stupid enough to buy dry-clean-only clothes, so manufacturers would focus on making washable ones
• Calling oneself a vegetarian, much less a vegan, if one eats fish and/or chicken would be grounds for a beating (not the good kind)
• Speed limits would be per-driver: if you KNOW the position and relative speeds of everyone around you, you get +10mph
• I could afford a Pitts

Just had to throw in that last one.

Comments

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Spin training before taildraggers, or high-performance?

Oh sorry, nah, just before the Pitts. Or before any seriously aerobatic muscle plane. Of course, I like recommending spin training just because spins are FUN. Inverted flat ones are really fun. The horizon just... it just... it shouldn't DO that.

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

Oooh, that sounds like fun! (admiring glance)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

*bouncebouncebounce* It's cool! *bounce* It's like being in one of those beautiful fancy rotating restaurants at the top of a tall building, with the whole of creation going round before your eyes... only sped up 1000X and upside down. :-)

D@#$, I gotta get back in the air.

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

(envy) I've only had basic spin training, nothing inverted....

Hope that your hot tub rotated as well this afternoon :-).