In a perfect world...

[cjsmith]

(Borrowing from lkeele and crazyladynocats)

In a perfect world:

• No one would ever make a large sacrifice on my behalf, for which I did not ask and of which I remained unaware, then expect me to feel grateful or to reciprocate
• Women's pants could be bought by the numbers: waist, hip, inseam
• Personal growth would be like debugging software: finding the problem is the hard part
• No one would be stupid enough to buy dry-clean-only clothes, so manufacturers would focus on making washable ones
• Calling oneself a vegetarian, much less a vegan, if one eats fish and/or chicken would be grounds for a beating (not the good kind)
• Speed limits would be per-driver: if you KNOW the position and relative speeds of everyone around you, you get +10mph
• I could afford a Pitts

Just had to throw in that last one.