In a perfect world...

[cjsmith]

(Borrowing from lkeele and crazyladynocats)

In a perfect world:

• No one would ever make a large sacrifice on my behalf, for which I did not ask and of which I remained unaware, then expect me to feel grateful or to reciprocate
• Women's pants could be bought by the numbers: waist, hip, inseam
• Personal growth would be like debugging software: finding the problem is the hard part
• No one would be stupid enough to buy dry-clean-only clothes, so manufacturers would focus on making washable ones
• Calling oneself a vegetarian, much less a vegan, if one eats fish and/or chicken would be grounds for a beating (not the good kind)
• Speed limits would be per-driver: if you KNOW the position and relative speeds of everyone around you, you get +10mph
• I could afford a Pitts

Just had to throw in that last one.

Comments

[rah.livejournal.com]

Calling oneself a vegetarian, much less a vegan, if one eats fish and/or chicken would be grounds for a beating (not the good kind)

I don't think I'll ever understand why, after hearing that I'm a vegetarian so many people insist on asking "so do you eat chicken or seafood?" HUH?!?!? They have faces don't they?

The world is overpopulated with the wrong kind of people.....

[portia.livejournal.com]

Ugh. I know what you mean. My favorite stupid comment is, "How do you get your protein?" That drives me nuts!

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

'Cos too many people misuse the word. I call vegetarians-who-eat-fish "fishitarians" and I don't even have a word for the ones who'll eat chicken too -- other than carnivore.