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Thursday, August 10th, 2006 09:08 am
I'll get on a transatlantic plane without carry-on luggage when they pry it from my cold dead hands.

(Or when they pay me the full replacement price of my checked luggage when I board. On the unlikely chance I ever see it again, and on time too, I'll gladly refund the money... minus a modest handling charge. AND they must have at least three decent full-length novels in the passenger cabin for me, as that's how many I'll need.)
Friday, August 11th, 2006 01:16 am (UTC)
c) if you are willing to taste the formula or breast milk, they'll let you have it, is what I've heard... BUT not if you want the liquids for yourself, only for babies. No clue about a). Insulin, for example, is hard to smell-check because the bottle is sealed with that rubber top and you draw it out with needles. (Gee, I wonder whether THAT'S allowed on flights. Insulin with needles. Obviously needed by a diabetic passenger. Also obviously easy to kill someone with it.)