Over the shoulder boulder holder

[cjsmith]

I was very pleased to discover that Title Nine has a store in Palo Alto. They don't carry my size (no one within a couple thousand miles carries my size) but they have something close.

I walked out with a 32DDD - yes, three Ds - in something that I am guessing runs small. I also ordered a 32DD for those days when I might want to descend a stairway while carrying something in my hands. You curvy ladies know what I mean, I'm sure.

One advantage of shopping at a sports store: you get an undergarment that does something more than just make lines on your shoulders.

Dear Victoria's Secret,

I will never darken your door again. I'm sure your feeling of relief at that statement is second only to mine.

Sincerely,
Someone crass enough to have an actual chest

Comments

Re: Yay, Title 9!

[psi-star-psi.livejournal.com]

Wait, you have two hands to add support to your bra, in case one is dirty? I'm confident you can find volunteers to assist in case of any shortage.

Re: Yay, Title 9!

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

I once had a running buddy who volunteered. The gait coordination required was impressive.

Re: Yay, Title 9!

[psi-star-psi.livejournal.com]

This is what the Summer Olympics is missing. Synchronized running!

Re: Yay, Title 9!

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

I want to see the bit where the guy pitches his partner downrange and then has to run at an inhuman pace to go catch her. Of course, with this modification, we're back to "only breastless women need apply" -- making it just like every other Olympic sport.