That's it! I've solved the world's problems.

[cjsmith]

I hear of a clinic doing breast reductions on Tuesdays and augmentations on Wednesdays. Some people undergo fertility treatments while others get sterilized. I love to run and can't 'cause of feet, and a friend of mine loves to swim and can't 'cause of a shoulder. (I oughta swim; she's supposed to run.)

If we took all the problems of the world and simply reassigned them to different people I bet the world would be a happier place!

(Granted, implementation's a bitch. Don't pester me with such inconsequential details.)

Comments

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

I'd donate, too. I can't imagine why anyone would want more of that stuff hangin' off the front, but more power to 'em if they'll take mine! :-)

Certainly, I'm sure I could find someone to pair you up with. Me, I'll latch on to someone who's 100% physically healthy, disgustingly cheerful by nature, and just "doesn't understand" why other people have problems. I think my feet and my brain chemistry could be of great educational benefit to such a person. ;-)

[jupiter29.livejournal.com]

Me, I'll latch on to someone who's 100% physically healthy, disgustingly cheerful by nature, and just "doesn't understand" why other people have problems.

If by latch on you mean you give them a bunch of stuff you don't need and then never have to seen them again, that might work. :)

As for your other comment, I'm sure your... uh... I mean, I have no doubt that your stuff is ... um... very... er... well... okay, I'll stop talking now. :)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Of course give them all the stuff I don't need. They're LOOKING for understanding, right?? :-) Or so they all seem to claim!

*chuckle*

[jupiter29.livejournal.com]

Understanding is not all it's cracked up to be. :)