That's it! I've solved the world's problems.

[cjsmith]

I hear of a clinic doing breast reductions on Tuesdays and augmentations on Wednesdays. Some people undergo fertility treatments while others get sterilized. I love to run and can't 'cause of feet, and a friend of mine loves to swim and can't 'cause of a shoulder. (I oughta swim; she's supposed to run.)

If we took all the problems of the world and simply reassigned them to different people I bet the world would be a happier place!

(Granted, implementation's a bitch. Don't pester me with such inconsequential details.)

Comments

[jupiter29.livejournal.com]

Kim always said she would happily donate part of her boobs to anyone who thinks they need an augmentation. I suspect she's sign up for your new business.

Personally, can you hook me up with one of those people that have so much money they don't know how to spend it all? :)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

I'd donate, too. I can't imagine why anyone would want more of that stuff hangin' off the front, but more power to 'em if they'll take mine! :-)

Certainly, I'm sure I could find someone to pair you up with. Me, I'll latch on to someone who's 100% physically healthy, disgustingly cheerful by nature, and just "doesn't understand" why other people have problems. I think my feet and my brain chemistry could be of great educational benefit to such a person. ;-)

[jupiter29.livejournal.com]

Me, I'll latch on to someone who's 100% physically healthy, disgustingly cheerful by nature, and just "doesn't understand" why other people have problems.

If by latch on you mean you give them a bunch of stuff you don't need and then never have to seen them again, that might work. :)

As for your other comment, I'm sure your... uh... I mean, I have no doubt that your stuff is ... um... very... er... well... okay, I'll stop talking now. :)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Of course give them all the stuff I don't need. They're LOOKING for understanding, right?? :-) Or so they all seem to claim!

*chuckle*

[jupiter29.livejournal.com]

Understanding is not all it's cracked up to be. :)