Showers

[cjsmith]

I finally tried the plastic bag thing in the shower. Two bags on each foot, each layer taped to my calf.

A little-known fact of physics: slippery footing gets worse by a factor of at least three when you have your eyes closed and soap all over your face.

But I'm clean! I'm clean! Ahhhhhhh! I could rinse my hair with BOTH hands. I could get my legs wet. I could wash my backside. I could stand in the spray and rinse myself in seconds. Every detail was a new joy -- I was having multiple mental orgasms over how wonderful it was to be clean.

I can't wait to be able to wash my feet. I might just pass out with bliss.

Comments

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Depends on how good one item is! How about you?

And yeah, some things should. Although I'm glad I'm lowering the bar for other people's LJ posts. I'm proud to do my part!

[jupiter29.livejournal.com]

I tend to jump around every few bites. I figure what's the point of eating more than one thing if you're determined to eat everything one at a time? But I know people who do, eat all the potatoes and then all the peas and then all the chicken (or whatever). That's just weird. ;)

Hehe! What makes you think that post had anything to do with you?? Getting a little egotistical there, CJ. ;)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Let's see: I've recently had surgery, posted about taking a shower, am on the road to recovery... if the foo shits. Oh wait! Maybe I'm not on your friends list. ;-) ;-)

[jupiter29.livejournal.com]

If the foo shits... that's a post right there. ;)