Home improvements

[cjsmith]

My itch to retile the bathroom is getting severe. (For viewers just now tuning in, the one public bathroom in my house has a tub-surround tiled in Mary Kay Pink. No, a little darker: Pepto-Bismol Pink.)

Etiology: Trying to take a weekend day off work results in me being inside my house.
Symptoms: I re-read the tiling book and the bathroom remodel book.
Prognosis: Those books are very effective and I am well on my way to being cured of this outbreak. Removing me from the house would speed recovery.

Comments

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

A class at Home Depot would be perfect. I have two books, both of which make it look like I'd better be prepared to take the whole room down to its framing. Those books are GREAT antidotes to the Retiling Itch!

I'll consider posting a long detailed description of washing my feet in the shower. ;-)

[jupiter29.livejournal.com]

I can usually follow things from a book pretty well, but I think a class of some sort would definitely help for a project like this. So you might want to look and see if they offer something like that. Heck, if you ask and sound interested enough, maybe you can even talk them into it. Get some friends together or something and convince them there's a real demand. :)

Oooh, foot porn! We may have just invented some new kind of smut. Isn't the Internet a wonderful thing? ;)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

I think it might be a new kind if a goat were involved. ("Specify type of goat.")

[jupiter29.livejournal.com]

Hmm, the Internet is just full of information about cloned sheep, but I see nothing about goats. If we could clone a goat and then you would have sex with it, you could charge money for that!