Home improvements

[cjsmith]

My itch to retile the bathroom is getting severe. (For viewers just now tuning in, the one public bathroom in my house has a tub-surround tiled in Mary Kay Pink. No, a little darker: Pepto-Bismol Pink.)

Etiology: Trying to take a weekend day off work results in me being inside my house.
Symptoms: I re-read the tiling book and the bathroom remodel book.
Prognosis: Those books are very effective and I am well on my way to being cured of this outbreak. Removing me from the house would speed recovery.

Comments

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

I think it might be a new kind if a goat were involved. ("Specify type of goat.")

[jupiter29.livejournal.com]

Hmm, the Internet is just full of information about cloned sheep, but I see nothing about goats. If we could clone a goat and then you would have sex with it, you could charge money for that!