Ouch

They're chopping down a tree outside.

Sad.

Noisy.

("they" = city of Sunnyvale employees. This also happens to block access to my driveway and any parking on this side of the street for several houses' worth, but I'd be happier to keep the tree...)

Dear So-and-So

Inspired by redgrrl, I'm doing another round of letters!

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Dear Dianna,

I wish I knew how to help. Maybe I can just listen, while you ramble?

Caringly,
Your Friend

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Dear Resume,

Format yourself. My attempts make it look like I swallowed a font and threw up on the page.

Disgustedly,
That Computer Programmer

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Dear Grandma,

I wish I could take the pain away.

Helplessly,
Your Granddaughter

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Dear Mom,

I priced some tickets. It'll sting, but only a little. If you want me there, you have but to say the word. I can't imagine what you are going through right now.

Achingly,
Your Daughter

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Dear Food I Left Simmering On The Stove,

Not now. I'm busy.

With annoyance,
The Chef

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Dear jackiecat,

Thanks for not being too ticked off yesterday when I came home smelling of other cats. You are a balm for my soul.

Blinking my contentment,
Your Human

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Dear Company I Used To Work For,

Neener neener.

Childishly,
Your Ex-Employee

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Dear Stock Market,

Are we there yet?

Whiningly,
A Six-Year-Old Inner Child