Will I never learn?

Oh my. Why did I bother?

I feel old.

My, someone was bored.

How to fold a $20 to look like the fire in the WTC.

(Warning: seems to hang Netscape 4.7 indefinitely.)

Ain't technology grand?

I just got e-mail from the cockpit of an aircraft in flight. "Over Midland TX @ 9000", it says, bad thunderstorms in Houston, will wait it out in Austin...

Pathetic

I'm so pathetic. I have nothing to do on a Friday night, and I'm not even sitting at HOME alone, I'm sitting at WORK. Is that sad or what? Sheesh.

All right, enough already. I think I'll go home now. Maybe I'll work out. Everything but the right knee is fair game...