Augh! Grr!

[cjsmith]

My jeans are getting too big! Four pairs of 'em, and they were practically brand new. Crap! I must must must eat more. Otherwise I'm going to have to go clothes shopping again, and I detest clothes shopping. I especially dislike shopping for jeans. It is so hard to find jeans that fit.

Oh, hey, maybe the leather pants fit now. Hmmmmm. That might make it worth shopping for jeans. Decisions, decisions! Maybe my jeans would shrink in a REALLY HOT dryer. They just better not get much shorter.

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[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I seriously doubt I'm in any actual health danger. I figure the worst that'll happen is with all the stress and no-sleep and such I'll catch a cold.

Did I say I wanted a butch babe? I want to BE a butch babe! Erm, well, soft butch. I reserve the right to make pumpkin pie once a year. Other'n that, the woman of my dreams can have the kitchen if she wants it and I can be found tinkering with the car airplane.