Augh! Grr!

[cjsmith]

My jeans are getting too big! Four pairs of 'em, and they were practically brand new. Crap! I must must must eat more. Otherwise I'm going to have to go clothes shopping again, and I detest clothes shopping. I especially dislike shopping for jeans. It is so hard to find jeans that fit.

Oh, hey, maybe the leather pants fit now. Hmmmmm. That might make it worth shopping for jeans. Decisions, decisions! Maybe my jeans would shrink in a REALLY HOT dryer. They just better not get much shorter.

Comments

[wcg.livejournal.com]

Do you sew at all? Jeans aren't that hard to tailor, if you just need to take them in at the waist. You're also right that washing them in hot water and then hot air drying them will help them to shrink some.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

mumble sewing machine repair mumble mumble grrrr.

[wcg.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see...

[the-ogre.livejournal.com]

"I must must must eat more."

Lunch next week, perhaps?

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

*grin* It wouldn't help a bit, but thank you for the invitation; we could spend a noontime together whether I'm eating or not.

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

As Aaron noted, that's a natural lead-in for a lunch invitation...

(grin)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Like I said in another comment above, going to lunch with someone won't help a bit, but I could do it anyway.

[just-cyd.livejournal.com]

need to gain weight? come spend a fortnight with me. i have this amazing ability to make anyone and everyone gain weight. it's completely painless, too!

gawd, i sound like a bad infomercial or spam!! but seriously, i'm Weight-Gain Central.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

need to gain weight? come spend a fortnight with me. i have this amazing ability to make anyone and everyone gain weight. it's completely painless, too!

You are tempting me tooooooooo much, woman! :-O

[redgrrl.livejournal.com]

Ceej, I *order you* to stay healthy! I may not be the butch babe of your dreams, but I can be pretty convincing when I want to be!!! :):):)

Seriously, take care of yourself, ok?

-Wen

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I seriously doubt I'm in any actual health danger. I figure the worst that'll happen is with all the stress and no-sleep and such I'll catch a cold.

Did I say I wanted a butch babe? I want to BE a butch babe! Erm, well, soft butch. I reserve the right to make pumpkin pie once a year. Other'n that, the woman of my dreams can have the kitchen if she wants it and I can be found tinkering with the car airplane.