Survival kits (thanks to crazyladynocats)

[cjsmith]

These "survival kits" are cute. What would you put in one for your own profession or hobby?

Comments

[joedecker.livejournal.com]

I dated a woman who claimed that her business survival pack (she used different words, but you get the idea) included a dildo kept in the upper right hand drawer of her desk at work. She'd say "I was always told I needed a white penis to get ahead at work." ;)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

And the detachable ones are always ready!

Maybe I should keep one in my desk drawer, too, but for different reasons. There are days when I just need a little stress relief. ;-)

[abz6598.livejournal.com]

You know, if theres enough space under that desk I might be able to save you some batteries.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Oh, like now I'm supposed to get work done, after a comment like that? ;-)

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[abz6598.livejournal.com]

You know, I've actually long had a fantasy about being the plaything of an executive-type woman. Going into her office, locking the door, having her push her chair back from the desk....anyway.

[melanie.livejournal.com]

heh, now I have the Detachable Penis song going around in my head.

Perhaps, if I keep a toy in my desk drawer, my boss will stop riffling through it trying to borrow my digital cam when I'm away.

Can't imagine him having the guts to confront me about it. :-}

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

I've got it running through my head now too. That song is a riot. "...but every once in a while, I wake up and I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it." Cracks me up every time!