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Sunday,
March
3rd
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2019
09:55 pm
Quote of the evening: “But why would you
want
to pick up an accordion with chopsticks?”
Oh
allanh
, I do adore your friends. :-D
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cjsmith
Tuesday, March 5th, 2019 11:50 pm (UTC)
Because the accordion is made of sushi.
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Tuesday, March 5th, 2019 11:50 pm (UTC)
Because the chopsticks prevent you from inadvertently squeezing its bellows and therefore playing it.
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Tuesday, March 5th, 2019 11:50 pm (UTC)
Because the accordion is dusted with a contact poison.
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Tuesday, March 5th, 2019 11:51 pm (UTC)
Because some contest somewhere offers a huge sum of money and unprecedented fame to anyone who can accomplish the feat.
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Tuesday, March 5th, 2019 11:51 pm (UTC)
It is possible that picking it up with chopsticks will irreversibly damage the accordion, which might be a secondary goal.
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Tuesday, March 5th, 2019 11:52 pm (UTC)
No one said you have to use just two. Nor does it specify one hand.
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Wednesday, March 6th, 2019 09:09 am (UTC)
I'll have whatever you guys are having. :)
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Wednesday, March 6th, 2019 11:58 am (UTC)
We were drunk on general silliness!
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allanh, I do adore your friends. :-Dallanh, I do adore your friends. :-Dallanh, I do adore your friends. :-D
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