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Friday, October 24th, 2008 06:23 pm
It's 6:20pm and the doorbell rings. This is never a good sign. Sure enough, when I open the door, there's a lone young woman with one of those leather-like folders that almost always means magazine subscription sales. I begin to prepare my polite go-away response.

Much to my astonishment, I am greeted with:

"I'm sorry for disturbing you. Is your mom or dad home?"
Sunday, October 26th, 2008 01:14 am (UTC)
Either that or the Elixir of Youth grants permanent acne. Hard to figure out which. :-)

Right now I'm worse than the pimpliest teenager ever to walk the earth. I wonder to what extent it's hormonal.