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Saturday, August 16th, 2008 10:38 pm
Recipe for a hectic day at the clinic:

1) Double the number of doctors on staff (and thus the number of appointments), but don't increase any of the support staff.

2) Have every single appointment booked.

3) Before any scheduled appointment can be seen, have the first emergency show up. I won't get too graphic here; I'll just reassure everyone that the dog will be fine, and I'll casually mention in an offhand tone that I have never had to clean WALLS before.

4) Have a panicked owner open a conversation by stridently making sure everyone knows she's a lawyer.

5) Make sure to have another emergency right around closing, one that looks an awful lot like respiratory arrest (and therefore takes a lot of people for about an hour). That dog will be fine too, but the owners were pretty worried.

I've listed about half the highlights of the day. Seriously. I'm also learning the finer points of clinic etiquette, like what to do with the collar worn by a dog who was DOA and whose owner has already left the building (answer: you'd better wash it, trust me on this).

Heck of a day.
Sunday, August 17th, 2008 01:31 pm (UTC)
That does sound like a fun day...Kind of sounds like us up here. Only we like to change it up a little. We have only one doctor up here so instead of doubling the doctors, we just double the appointments and then throw in some emergencies. :-) I love those days. NOT! We had one day last week where we had to ask the last 3 or 4 appointments for the day to reschedule for another day and gave them $5 credit on their account. And this is the carreer we are choosing to go into???
Sunday, August 17th, 2008 07:29 pm (UTC)
Isn't it insane sometimes? I wonder whether there are places where you're on shift for exactly as long as you're scheduled, and when it's time for you to go, someone else is on. Maybe the really large animal hospitals. Maybe.
Monday, August 18th, 2008 02:45 am (UTC)
That sounds incredibly stressful.
Monday, August 18th, 2008 04:31 pm (UTC)
It was quite a day, yeah. One of the vets said it was bad enough that she'd treat us all to ice cream after closing. I can't eat ice cream, but that was a nice gesture.
Monday, August 18th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)
Woah. Well, good to get the total picture of the landscape just as you're starting your new journey!

Tangent--I think I remember that you have a diabetic cat. Mine is in remission for over 6 months. I still have a bunch of insulin syringes left...could you use them by any chance? I have two sizes:

U-40, 1/2cc, 29 gauge, 1/2"

3/10cc, 30 gauge, 1/2". I vaguely think these are the ones they don't use any more because they stopped making this kind of insulin.

Resisting putting them on Craigslist because I don't want some junkie coming over to pick them up! ;-)
Monday, August 18th, 2008 04:30 pm (UTC)
*laughter* I know what you mean about Craigslist!

Yes, actually, I could use either size of those. (I still get the 3/10cc needles myself.) On the other hand, cats do come back out of remission, so having them on hand can be convenient. Mine just came out of a maybe four-month remission. :-)
Monday, August 18th, 2008 05:06 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I remember your post about your kitty...sad. But at least you caught it.

But no, they've been on top of my fridge forever and I *have* to declutter--reached my limit. I can always get more if we need them.

If I recall, you're in the SJ area? I'm coming down that direction to visit my storage units anyway--probably tomorrow. If you'd feel o.k. giving me your address or that of your clinic, I can drop them off. My email is wordripples at gmail dot com.

Monday, August 18th, 2008 06:54 pm (UTC)
Oo, clinic would be PERFECT, because I work there tomorrow afternoon and maybe I could even see you! I work here, and I tend to be there between 5 or 5:15pm and whenever we can close everything up. (Technically we close at 6. I'm sometimes there until eight. If we're locked and there are people inside, knock on a door and ask for CJ. I have to be LAST one out at closing.)
Monday, August 18th, 2008 08:42 pm (UTC)
Excellent! I will target being there around 5:15.
Monday, August 18th, 2008 08:54 pm (UTC)
Awesome! Unless I get Jury-Duty-Ized I'll be there by then.
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 06:16 pm (UTC)
Confirming: not jury duty today, will definitely be at clinic.
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 07:43 pm (UTC)
Great! I'll be there.