SPATULA CITY!

[cjsmith]

I broke my spatula yesterday. GRRRRR!

Of course it had many good attributes I can no longer find. I even brought the snapped-off handle piece in to work with me so that I could try to find this exact one. (The manufacturer name and product code were embossed into the hard plastic up near the hand end.) Nope. Any product that is well-liked, does its job, and isn't massively annoying to own, will be discontinued. That's the way things work. And since it's probably twenty years old, I realize I was nuts to think I could find it now. Neither this thing nor anything else as convenient is out there any more.

Good Attributes:
- Not made of metal; OK for nonstick pan use.
- Dishwasherable.
- No problems with high heat.
- NOT FLEXIBLE. I know what a scraper is, and I have several, thank you; I want a spatula. You know what a spatula is. You've seen UHF. It is not a scraper. A "turner" would also be okay as long as it's shaped the way I like and not like a big almost-circle.
- No holes in it.
- Total length small enough that it fits in the dishwasher's silverware rack without extending far enough to jam itself into the upper rack and wedge the whole works into immobility. I have no idea what "Good Cook" (Safeway brand utensils?) was thinking, but after they suckered me in with their three-foot-long* slotted spoons, I am NOT buying more utensils from them.

It is not like I have time to go to a store for this, much less several stores, hoping to find something I can stand. It's not often I want a store like SPATULA CITY to exist, but today I honestly wouldn't mind.

* exaggeration**
** but not much

Comments

[porcinea.livejournal.com]

The spatula nature! Yes. I have a cheap-ass metal spatula from the early 80's that's *exactly* right. Okay, it's not as perfect as my mother's spatula (slotted and with a shorter, more rounded flap), but still. My 4-year-old can turn pancakes with it! It is absolutely irreplaceable.