I am a goofball sometimes

[cjsmith]

I left a chocolate bar on somebody's chair.
He thanked me.
I started to banter: "I didn't do it, nobody saw me, can't prove anything."
He took back his thank you.
Then I got all sad! What the @#$! did I expect? GOOFBALL.

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[wcg.livejournal.com]

Returning some time later, Bill notices the candy bar on his chair. "Hey, Julia? Did you see whoever left this?" he asks his office mate.

"Some cute little blonde," she replies.

"Julia, you're a cute little blonde," Bill says. "Was it you?"

"Heck no! But thank you," she dimples. "No, I've never seen her before."

"Huh..." Bill wonders, remembering a conversation. "Nah, it couldn't possibly be her..."

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Somewhere down a few hallways and around a corner, the Chocolate Fairy giggles happily.