Zombie

[cjsmith]

I waaaaaant sleeeeeeeeeeeep.

I'd settle for brains, since I seem to be short on those as well, but sleep, my goodness, SLEEEEEEP.

I've reached a stalemate with some technical questions at work, and I'm stuck waiting for responses from a few people. If it wouldn't be such a poor idea around the office, I'd just put my head down on my desk and nap.

O sleep! O gentle sleep!
Nature’s soft nurse, how have I frighted thee,
That thou no more wilt weigh my eyelids down
And steep my senses in forgetfulness?

Except it will, just not ENOUGH. Sleeeeeeeeep...

Comments

[densaer.livejournal.com]

Braaaaaaains?

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

At my current level of functioning I am completely zombieproof!

[densaer.livejournal.com]

You should totally market that. I think there's cash to be made in the zombie-proofing business.

The apocalypse is coming! Ask your doctor if CJSMITH'S PATENTED ZOMBIEX is right for YOU!

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

A nice cocktail of gabapentin and duloxetine ought to be a good start. Take with a full glass of Everclear, preferably after a meal. Dizziness warning and all that wimpy bla bla bla.