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cjsmith ([personal profile] cjsmith) wrote2007-06-25 08:43 am

Yum!

In the building where I work, they've recently started putting candy in the restrooms. There are Starlight mints, butterscotch drops, and Tootsie rolls.

I don't know about you, but when I head into a restroom the first thing I do NOT think is "Snack time!" The second thing I do NOT think is "I'd like to eat a Tootsie roll!"

[identity profile] rfrench.livejournal.com 2007-06-25 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
These must have been placed there by someone used to posh restrooms - you know, those that have little lounges and chairs where people say "gee, I think I'll go hang out and drink tea with my friends while the next person over takes a leak".

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2007-06-25 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, tea would be just about as bad as a Tootsie roll now that I think of it.

[identity profile] rfrench.livejournal.com 2007-06-25 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
But think of the efficiency! You never have to leave the restroom area.

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2007-06-25 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Need wireless service and loaner laptops.

[identity profile] jcgbigler.livejournal.com 2007-06-25 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be a feeble attempt to disprove Buckminster Fuller's Law of Cosmic Irreversibility:

1 Pot T = 1 Pot P

but

1 Pot P != 1 Pot T

[identity profile] plymouth.livejournal.com 2007-06-25 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
ew. food in restrooms = gross gross gross! I *might* be willing to allow breathmints, but that's really the closest thing to food that's even remotely OK.

[identity profile] billeyler.livejournal.com 2007-06-25 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
That was good for a morning laugh!

[identity profile] dcart.livejournal.com 2007-06-25 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
They have hair gel in the men's rooms where I work. I am not kidding.

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2007-06-25 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. I've seen women's rooms with various nose-powdering-type products available by the sinks, but I haven't seen that sort of thing in an office building.

[identity profile] racerxmachina.livejournal.com 2007-06-25 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's hope the candy-dishes are only accessible to folks who have washed their hands on the way out.

[identity profile] zpdiduda.livejournal.com 2007-06-25 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeeeeuuuwww. Just.....eeeeuuuuuwwww.

[identity profile] allanh.livejournal.com 2007-06-25 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Now I'm thinking about an old candy bar that I used to buy in Chicago: "Bun".

That would be nearly as bad.

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2007-06-25 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I had to look that up. Yeah. That and Nut Goodie and turtles and... well, pretty much any variant on freeform chocolate blobs.

[identity profile] jcgbigler.livejournal.com 2007-06-25 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
When I was in college, one of the taste-is-probably-not-worth-the-sight-gag drinks that occasionally showed up at parties was called a "Ti-D-Bowl," which was made with blue curacao and had a Tootsie Roll in the glass.

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2007-06-25 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHA! I hadn't heard of that one. There's always the kitty litter cake, of course. If you melt the Tootsie Rolls just a little, they're way too realistic.

[identity profile] wooddragon.livejournal.com 2007-06-25 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
That is wrong on all levels. No food in bathrooms. One of my roommates used to take a cup of coffee and a magazine into the bathroom and that put me off my feed...

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2007-06-25 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not as bothered by the food thing as some folk are, although I'm not going to eat anything from that candy dish. And the whole idea of being offered a Tootsie roll in a bathroom... that's just too clueless!

[identity profile] abqdan.livejournal.com 2007-06-25 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
EEEK! The first thing I think is "I don't want to eat candy that has been sitting all day in a restroom!".

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
The Starlight Mints got water splashed on them today. I think maybe the candy dish won't stay there forever.

[identity profile] sunnydale47.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Ick. If that's the new snack bar, I hope nobody decides to put a bottle of apple juice in there....

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHA no kidding!

[identity profile] quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Sunday at the grocery I saw a bin of bulk Tootsie Roll minis wrapped in flag-colored paper for Independence Day (or leftover from Flag Day).

[identity profile] hitchhiker.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
you totally need to sneak a label onto the machine saying GARBAGE IN

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha, yes! The other label, for the stall door, can wait for later. :-)

[identity profile] genuine-snark.livejournal.com 2007-06-27 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You could just use one label, "GIGO-Bites."