Poked and prodded

[cjsmith]

Am I the only woman who has cramps for a day or more after a gyn exam? GRRRR ANNOYING.

Comments

[evilegg.livejournal.com]

That's just damn female hysteria talkin'.
Now go clean something.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

It's HYSTER-ia all right! I should have that thing removed!

[evilegg.livejournal.com]

I'd give my left nut for a hysterectomy.
If men has uterusi we'd be able to get one while waiting for our oil to be changed.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

While I'm there I'll take a pack of those breast reduction pills they would undoubtedly have, too.

[evilegg.livejournal.com]

I can just see all us sitting there waiting for our oil to be changed, flat chested and non menstruating, and with uni-brows cuz I sure the hell wouldn't be plucking them bitches any longer.
And a bikini line like a bearskin rug.

not related to post at all

[dizzdvl.livejournal.com]

But your icon is making me feel sorry for the kitty and giggle at the same time. It's face is freaking priceless.

Re: not related to post at all

[evilegg.livejournal.com]

That's been my default icon since 2002.
I cannot get enough of Senor Toenails.

[plymouth.livejournal.com]

I haven't plucked a brow hair in my life. They just, uh, grow this way.

[evilegg.livejournal.com]

I'm going to need a close up, please.