The glamorous life of a square dance caller

[cjsmith]

Writing good hard C4 choreography is slow. I keep forgetting HOW slow; perhaps I block it out of my memory.

My next big weekend is coming up in early March. I need two sessions, which will easily be sixty hours of work. I should have started in on this in January. I knew that. I even planned for that. My job intervened. (Yes, there's a lesson in there for me.) Sadly, this isn't the sort of task that's amenable to one big concentrated push. Trying to do too much at once is mind-numbing. However, it's got to be done. Rob said it well: it's like NaNoWriMo except the stuff has to be good.

The caller fee for this dance doesn't cover my airfare, much less the two days I'll have to take off work, so it would be very amusing to me to figure out just how much money I am "making" per hour writing this choreography. Negative five bucks? :-)

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[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

It's a totally different kind of challenge to call for complete novices. I've done it, but I am not particularly good at it, since that's not the skill set I've spent years learning. To do well, the caller must make things clear to people with varying ways of understanding things -- for example, Bob might recognize a new call as "the one where you use right hands, then left hands" while Chris remembers "you end up standing where you started" and Mary remembers "you meet your partner, then the other guy, then your partner again". I could probably become better at that, but I'm not now. The caller also has to project a fun / friendly / energizing personality to get people to have a good time -- showmanship. Also, the program should be interesting without being overwhelming. I'm a whole lot better at overwhelming. ;-)

It's really easy for the dancers to get confused, especially early on. As long as everyone is taking it in stride and having a good time, it's hard to go wrong. When people get uptight and start blaming then it's break time!

I too wish I could dance more. I could probably dance one or two in a night, but I'd pay for it later, and one or two isn't all that much. I'm glad I can keep calling. That's my remaining link to this activity.