Desperate Non-Housewife

[cjsmith]

How did I get myself into this?

In two and a half weeks I'm hosting anywhere from thirty to sixty people (RSVP percentage is still low). There will be a lot of "walk around and talk to people" going on as I do not own anywhere near that many chairs. The start time is advertised as 7pm. I have NOT specified pot luck, and it's a bit late to change my tune. There will be wine. That much I know how to do.

WHAT DO I FEED THESE PEOPLE?

I do not "cook". I can make a basic meal, but it ain't party food, and in general it will impress no one. Plus I'd like to be able to enjoy myself; last time I "cooked" for guests I spent all day and evening in the kitchen and merely heard rumors later that others had had a good time. So I'm looking for something requiring no or little or simple preparation, and something that can be fully prepared well ahead of time.

- They'll be mingling and carrying both food and drink. Finger foods?
- Some may arrive as early as 7. Something substantial?
- It'll go on all evening. Foods not requiring heat or chilling?
- There are a LOT of people. Foods I can distribute over several tables throughout the place?

Any ideas meeting these basic criteria are very welcome. :)

edit: Likely closer to 30 people. If all our maybes and nonresponders show, we get 40; if our nonresponders all bring guests, 50 tops.
edit2: The party was billed as an "informal gathering", holiday, no gifts.

Comments

Re: thoughts

[dawnd.livejournal.com]

We just made this over the weekend, as it happens, so I looked at the bottles. The chili sauce (Heinz) was 12 oz. The cherry preserves (Safeway brand) were 18 oz. We used one recipe of sauce with 4 packages of hot dogs in a 2 quart microwavable dish. That's kind of squeezed, and not as much sauce as we usually prefer, but it worked. I'd still recommend 1 recipe of sauce for every 2-3 packages.

BTW: Letting this cook for a while makes the hotdogs taste more exotic and less like hot dogs. "A while" in this case means more than 10 minutes, but probably not more than an hour in advance of the party. They will sit quite happily in the crock pot on low for a couple of hours, though, as long as there's enough liquid left.

Re: thoughts

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Ooo, excellent detail for the newbie. Thank you! Safeway cherry preserves is exactly what I've got. :) My crock-pot is 4qt, so 2 sauce / 4+ pkgs hot dogs ought to fit. Yay! I can't wait to EAT some of this stuff.

Re: thoughts

[dawnd.livejournal.com]

Sounds like that should work perfectly. Honestly, once you've got that going, you shouldn't need to do more than check the liquid level occasionally and give it a little stir. A slotted spoon would probably help with serving.

Sounds like you've got things pretty much under control at this point! Good luck!