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[cjsmith]

I deduce from my spam headers that a man named Arnold Soslow recently purchased a home at 13478 Briar Court. Here at the Spam News Center we have been inundated with information about, updates to, reports on, and finances of, 13478 Briar Ct and Arnold Soslow. This is the biggest piece of news to hit the spam circuit since Viagra. Jim will have a full report on that for you in just a moment.

I also see that amygdalectomies are now being offered, which I'm sure is a major advance in the medical field, and in further news, "was blunt coffee wringing the". Back to you in the studio, Jim.

Comments

[genderfur.livejournal.com]

Me, all I'm seeing is the new twist on the Nigerian Scam, which is all about a textile company in England which needs my help processing its customer payments from this country. I suspect that this textile company was founded by Nigerian immigrants.

I am *intensely* curious about the amygdalectomies, and I wonder if it's offered as an outpatient treatment?

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

There are days when I want an amygdalectomy!

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

Do you read Spamusement (http://spamusement.com/), by any chance?

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Yes! Well, I read the LJ feed, which is sporadic.

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's any more sporadic than the comic itself, these days.