I figured out the bruises

[cjsmith]

My tendency to bruise easily leads to occasional minor mysteries in my life. Lately it's the outsides of my upper legs.

For several days I thought the car accident must have jostled me harder than I'd thought. But no; NEW little bruises kept adding themselves to the constellation.

Took me until last Friday to figure it out. They're from climbing over the handbrake.

Comments

[genderfur.livejournal.com]

I do that too, with the small mystery bruises, I mean.


Usually I realize mine (always on my hips or thighs) are from whacking the corner of my bedframe. It's one of the nice mission-style ones, with the sticky-outy corner bits. You know, like the uprights have little roofs on them? (Never get one of those, no matter how attractive, unless your bedroom is a LOT bigger than mine is!)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Sticky-outy corner bits LIVE to attack us! Isn't that awful? They look so nice, and then you get one into your home, and KA-WHAM!, it shows its true colors.