I figured out the bruises

[cjsmith]

My tendency to bruise easily leads to occasional minor mysteries in my life. Lately it's the outsides of my upper legs.

For several days I thought the car accident must have jostled me harder than I'd thought. But no; NEW little bruises kept adding themselves to the constellation.

Took me until last Friday to figure it out. They're from climbing over the handbrake.

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[billeyler.livejournal.com]

Ack! Hope your body has gotten back to normal after the accident.

Let's compare bruises! I have six or seven small ones over my arms and torso...but they are from the branches of the arborvitae poking me as I leaned over the top of it reaching for the far branches.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Hee! I still have occasional twangs in random areas in my spine, but I'm confident that everything is rapidly approaching normal. Er, as normal as I get anyway. And I'm now getting a little better at NOT pulling the handbrake until I get to the passenger seat.

Arborvitae is malicious. The stuff actively attacks people. I'm sure of it.