No more UK flights for CJ

[cjsmith]

I'll get on a transatlantic plane without carry-on luggage when they pry it from my cold dead hands.

(Or when they pay me the full replacement price of my checked luggage when I board. On the unlikely chance I ever see it again, and on time too, I'll gladly refund the money... minus a modest handling charge. AND they must have at least three decent full-length novels in the passenger cabin for me, as that's how many I'll need.)

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[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Word. The guy with exceptional BO who also turned out to be incontinent (likely due to excessive alcohol, as he was not, shall we say, prepared for incontinence)... that was a bad, bad flight.