I love my cats, but...

[cjsmith]

It must have been Duchess horking last night, because while I was out at dinner Little Girl threw up in the pile of cat toys and just now Jackie let loose all over a brand-new jigsaw puzzle. While I ran to clean that, Jackie also got the hallway in two places and the carpet once. (This leaves about eight more to go for her normal pattern. Most of those will be small.)

I am officially tired of this.

Um, this should go without saying, but please don't give advice unless you know my cats or their environment. If you do, though, I'm listening.

Comments

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

CAT boogers! I suppose even those are inherently funnier than cat bile.

No, no, no...

[ladycelia.livejournal.com]

Cat boogers aren't funny, at least not when they're on you. And it seems to me, that at my house at least, the cat boogers always end up on me.

Re: No, no, no...

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

True, and I wouldn't want cat bile on me either. (In my rush to save the jigsaw puzzle, though, I admit I got my hands seriously slimed.)

Re: No, no, no...

[ladycelia.livejournal.com]

Both of my cats use me as kleenex. Muadib will let out a messy sneeze, then jump up on my and wipe her nose on me! Flynn is more casual about it, and kind of sneaks in for the wipe.

Re: No, no, no...

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

EWWW! Yikes, that's got to be annoying! I'll occasionally get one sneezing on me, but I've never experienced the wipe factor!

Re: No, no, no...

[ladycelia.livejournal.com]

It's...unpleasant.