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Saturday, May 27th, 2006 09:14 pm
OK, what's your worst, your funniest, your most obvious, your cleverest recovered, etc... kitchen blunder?

I have three to offer. You all know the brisket story already.

1) Carrot cake without the flour. OOPS. I remembered shortly after putting it in the oven, and fixed it. Took a while to live it down though.

2) I can't take credit for this: Bouillabaisse without shelling the shrimp. That was Amit, a guy known in our living group for... creative... cooking explorations. (Favorite quote: "Does it need more oregano?")

3) Fig bars from a mix, when I was something like seven. I added two cups of water to the light brown stuff and three tablespoons of water to the dark brown stuff. OOPS. I tried a couple of creative (for a seven-year-old) solutions to the gloppy crust mix. I set it on the warm spot on the counter above the dishwasher. Nope, it didn't get any drier. I put it in the oven. The bottom of the (plastic!) bowl started to mold itself to the rack and I got it out of there. Then I mixed the light brown stuff and the dark brown stuff together and made drop cookies.

OK, what are yours?
Sunday, May 28th, 2006 01:28 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah. At 17, making dinner for the family, and my boyfriend was coming over. It was my first time cooking for him.

I was making a dish my mom calls "Spanish Rice" which in fact doesn't much resemble any food from Spain at all. She always bought certain spices in big 1-pound plastic jars. I picked up the chili powder from the cabinet and dumped it in (no measurements in this recipe, you know...I'd made it many many many times). Only it was cinnamon. I scooped out as much as I could, but it was Definitely. Not. Right.