Saturday, May 6th, 2006 09:46 pm
Dodged a line of thunderstorms on the way in. Rob has impressive weather tracking capability in the air. There was a massive line of nasty cells between where we were and where we needed to be, and we got here anyway, and we didn't do anything dangerous.

I am now on Galveston Island, Texas, possibly one of the odder places I have ever been. The breakers rolling in from the Gulf are beautiful. The deep red sunset behind the cumulus was beautiful. I do not know why I didn't expect the humidity: because I am a moron? Anyway, it's humid. And warm. I'm sitting around in a lightweight rain jacket because I ate a chocolate-covered ice cream bar in the warm air, with predictable results, and oops had to wash my shirt in the sink.

Some of the streets here are narrow enough that two cars can't pass. Unlike sane places such as Scotland, there aren't pullouts; each vehicle just puts a couple of wheels on the edge of someone's lawn.

Architecture here is weirder than we predicted. 1) It is illegal to set foot on the dunes, so every house by the beach has its own cute little boardwalk and all beach access points have their cute little boardwalks. Please don't ask me how they're constructed if no one can set foot on the dunes. 2) Air conditioners stuck into the sides of seventeen-foot-stilted houses get their OWN little seventeen-foot-stilted platforms to SIT on. It is the most hilarious thing I've seen all day, and this is coming from a woman who has seen those boardwalks.

Google Maps gets negative points for telling us the Sea Isle Grocery Mart was about five miles west of its actual location. We almost paid the toll to get off the island westbound ("WARNING: THIS DIRECTION IS NOT A HURRICANE EVACUATION ROUTE") looking for the darn thing. I want a picture of the sign saying THIS DIRECTION IS NOT A HURRICANE EVACUATION ROUTE.

If I can even think about my current Life Ick by tomorrow, I will be pretty surprised.
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 05:37 am (UTC)
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They construct the boardwalks by leaning out of airships, or scaffolding suspended from either side of the dunes, or maybe cranes.
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Actually, I'd guess that they'd have some kind of special permit & mitigation methods (to limit damage to the dunes or restore dunes elsewhere) in place to build the boardwalks -- similar to such processes in place for when someone wants to build on a wetland in spite of the "no dredge or fill" EPA rule for wetlands (managed by the Army Corps of Engineers).
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 06:42 am (UTC)
Why can't anyone step on the dunes?!?!? It's SAND!

PS Cute new icon!
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC)
They can walk on the sand, the flat beach part, just not on the rolling scrubby bit that's the leading edge of vegetation.

Thanks!
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 07:06 pm (UTC)
No, it's dunes. It's not a sandbox. It's like wondering why you shouldn't step on a house of cards, since cards are not going to be harmed by walking on them. Vegetation stabilizes the sand formations, which is important because a) people have already built on the area, & b) the whole island is important in how it shields the coastline from tropical storms. You can walk on the flat sandy part of the beach.
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 08:44 pm (UTC)
Um, it was said as a joke... but thanks for the environmental lesson.
Monday, May 8th, 2006 01:50 am (UTC)
Sorry, sorry, I think I got a little defensive! No harm intended.
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 07:24 am (UTC)
Oh, Galveston. You are making me all lonesome for the Gulf of Mexico.
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 05:11 pm (UTC)
You've lived/spent-time here? Nifty!
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 07:00 pm (UTC)
A teeny amount of time in Galveston, but lots & lots & lots of vacations on North Padre Island; still one of my favorite places in the world. You just go there & let the sun & the humidity beat all the stress out of you. It's too hot to do anything but swim or lie on the beach & read something mindless or build sand castles, & later go for beer & shrimp. Then later you can go for a walk by the beach at night. It'll still be warm enough to swim. Sigh. These California beaches just will not do sometimes.
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 11:35 pm (UTC)
Mindless seems like a perfect category of activity here, and I'm not saying that to be snide. It's just what works.

We saw one of those trucks that roll by ringing bells like the ice cream man. He was selling shrimp. Definitely not something I've seen before.
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Sunday, May 7th, 2006 05:22 pm (UTC)
They're surprisingly conscious of the fragility of the barrier islands.
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 05:26 pm (UTC)
Learning the hard way sends a powerful message.
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 06:52 pm (UTC)
I recommend everyone with any interest in hurricanes and what they are capable of doing to read Isaac's Storm, an engrossing narrative of the Galveston Storm of 1900, focused around Isaac Cline, head of the Galveston National Weather Service office at the time. He almost missed the ball, and everyone above him did miss the ball, through a combination of bureaucratic hubris, incompetence, and bungling. Anyone who wants to understand what happened last fall in New Orleans and why will find several big clues in this book.
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 11:33 pm (UTC)
There's a half-hour movie shown somewhere in town, too, about the 1900 hurricane. If we have a chance I'd like to go see that.
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 07:04 pm (UTC)
Uh-huh. Well, they're the ones who passed the law, and you're the one rolling your eyes, calling it weird, and saying, "Are they afraid that someone might HURT the sand if they walk on it?" So who exactly is shockingly dismissive of the barrier island ecosystem?
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 07:11 pm (UTC)
The point - which I'm afraid I was making obviously too subtly - is that I grew up visiting relatives in Texas every summer, and back in the 60's, Texas was a state which was largely dismissive of environmental concerns.

My statement - rolling eyes and all - was meant to be satirical. Especially considering that I live in California, recycle everything, and drive a Prius. ;)
Monday, May 8th, 2006 01:56 am (UTC)
The point - which I'm afraid I was making obviously too subtly - is that I grew up visiting relatives in Texas every summer, and back in the 60's, Texas was a state which was largely dismissive of environmental concerns.

No, that message came across perfectly.

My statement - rolling eyes and all - was meant to be satirical. Especially considering that I live in California, recycle everything, and drive a Prius. ;)

But I'm afraid that this I don't understand. Was "I just can't imagine a Texas lawmaker being environmentally sensitive enough to pass such a law." satirical? Does that mean you are suggesting that you would expect Texas lawmakers being environmentally sensitive enough to pass laws protecting the barrier islands? Or is it just the bit where you were imitating a Texan accent? I'm not sure how just trying to sound like a Texan is satirical, but perhaps you could explain it to me. Or is it just that when a Californian who drives a Prius talks about Texas it's automatically satire, no matter what?
Monday, May 8th, 2006 02:56 am (UTC)
I think you're taking what was meant to be a satirical comment way too seriously.

Sunday, May 7th, 2006 09:08 am (UTC)
Maybe the movie bidness has some sort of contract that gives them the right to footprint-free dunes for pictures. Or maybe it was a stipulation of some contract. I do imagine that what with equal protection under the law, if anyone can walk on the dunes, anyone can walk on them, and I'm sure a lot of people would want to, which would mean that no matter what laws you pass, _somebody_ will make a mess of the beach.

The sand might also be unstable or have quicksand in it; one swallowed two-year-old would be _really_ bad publicity. People walking on the beach might hasten eroding it away. People walking on the beach may also necessitate lifeguards, because _somebody_ _will_ go in the water and drown, and this is the Land of Litigation.
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 12:56 pm (UTC)
Dodged a line of thunderstorms on the way in.

Was it the dry line? *ducks* ;-)

Rob has impressive weather tracking capability in the air.

I imagine when I do finally get to meet him, we would probably weather-geek for hours. :-)

I didn't expect the humidity.

Can you say "Maritime Tropical airmasses/climate"? I knew you could. :-)

Google Maps gets negative points

You could have stopped there. Lately, I'm finding more and more large-scale mistakes and issues with Google Maps that tick me off. It has failed to calculate directions for me several times lately for the most basic of point-to-point calculations.

I want a picture of the sign saying THIS DIRECTION IS NOT A HURRICANE EVACUATION ROUTE.

Heck, I wanna see that, too. :-)
Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 06:09 pm (UTC)
> NOT A HURRICANE EVACUATION ROUTE

This one even appears to be from galveston, via google images:
http://miscellaneousheathen.com/life/050920bachelor.html (http://miscellaneousheathen.com/life/050920bachelor.html)

You know, you could put those up all over the country. Kind of like our plan to put "Bridge Freezes Before Road" signs on the bridges on the coastal roads in Kauai, HI :-)
Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 03:44 pm (UTC)
Kind of like our plan to put "Bridge Freezes Before Road" signs on the bridges on the coastal roads in Kauai, HI :-)

Oh, that's truly excellent!

I think I'll wait a couple of years before putting NOT A HURRICANE EVACUATION ROUTE anywhere here. The Bay Area in general has zero sense of humor.
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 01:46 pm (UTC)
sounds like you're having a good trip. and hooray for forgetting about Life Ick for a while.
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 05:12 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Yeah, it's nifty.
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 01:47 pm (UTC)
Hey, you're only about 6 hours away from me.

You'll have to give me your general impressions of Galveston -- we've been thinking about vacationing there.

(All the signs around here say "Hurricane Evacuation Route", because we live right on the recommended route.)
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 05:21 pm (UTC)
1. Warm
2. Humid
3. Wild-haired people in bathing suits and T-shirts wandering into the only mini-mart for miles and buying a couple six packs of beer
4. Bugs

You can probably skip impressions 1, 2, and 4, because those are mainly the contrast from California. :-)

The beach is truly pretty. Seems like that's what people come here for: sit around, drink beer, swim, watch the waves. It's a very relaxed sort of place.
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 06:42 pm (UTC)
You're thinking the Galveston beach is pretty? Which side of the island you on? The parts in front of the seawall that I've seen are tolerably unimpressive. 'Course, I admit that my standard of comparison is South Padre Island near Port Isabel as it used to be forty years ago, before there was ANY development down there, much less the overexploited mess they have today.

If possible, while you're in Galveston go through the Seaport Museum and take a tour of Elissa. She's damn impressively restored. My wife and oldest daughter used to crew as deckhands on her six-seven years ago.
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 11:31 pm (UTC)
We're far enough toward the west end that we're kinda on both sides of the island. :-)

Thanks for the tip!
Monday, May 8th, 2006 02:17 am (UTC)
1. Warm
2. Humid
3. Wild-haired people in bathing suits and T-shirts wandering into the only mini-mart for miles and buying a couple six packs of beer
4. Bugs


Ah, so it's just like here, then, only with a beach? Sounds perfect!
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 01:47 pm (UTC)
You can't walk on the dunes in various places in Maine or Massachusetts either. It's NOT "just sand". It's a whole ecosystem of plants and animals living on the fringe of the ocean.

Think about sandworms in Dune. The dunes really do resonate when you trod upon them, though not to the extent in the book, so your footprint is affecting the soil further than you think.

More importantly, there's the too many people effect. Sure, one or two people walking on the dunes won't really make a difference; the ecosystem is sufficiently robust to recover. But a million tourists are going to trash them totally in a year. So put those million footprints on a wooden boardwalk in a defined place instead, and save MOST of the ecosystem.
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 05:29 pm (UTC)
Thanks for explaining that! I was going to try, but now I don't have to. Your explanation was better than I would have done anyway. :-)
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 06:25 pm (UTC)
drawbridge-style boardwalk :) i've done the galveston day trip from houston a couple of times; was fun, but i don't know if i'd get bored on a more extended trip.
Sunday, May 7th, 2006 11:38 pm (UTC)
I think boredom is part of the point. I don't know if I could spend a week here, but then I'm in Frantic Mode way too much in my life. I could stand to learn to relax a little. :)
Monday, May 8th, 2006 01:56 am (UTC)
I could stand to learn to relax a little.

you and me both. glad we both got to do some of that. :)