Morning excitement

[cjsmith]

I was sitting in the living room when I heard eeeeeeeeee BOOM, windows rattling and all. Rob emerged from the shower wondering if a car had crashed into our house.

Close.

A car had crashed into the fire hydrant on the corner, next door to our house, and was now upside down in the neighbors' rosebushes. Where the hydrant had been was a two-story fountain about five feet in diameter. By the time I got there, less than a minute after the noise, the car was empty. Across the street a bicyclist stood staring at this tableau and talking on his cellphone. I saw a figure look around the neighbors' open backyard gate and vanish again. Shortly afterward a slender black man reached into the car, grabbed a small bag, and walked calmly away down the street with a woman beside him. Witnesses said the car had been going eastward on Homestead very very fast, weaving, and had tried to take the turn onto my street at an impossible speed. Police arrived, took witness statements, and found the driver and passenger. Firemen got the water shut off. I got to meet several of my neighbors for the first time. (Not the occupants of the house. They weren't there. I wonder what they're going to think when they get home.)

This was impressive in a lot of ways:
1) The police arrived very fast. (I learned later that they were already chasing that car.)
2) That hydrant saved the house.
3) A fire hydrant can make a really big hole in the front of a car. And flip it, and spin it so it's backwards (nose pointing back the way it came).
4) The occupants of the car walked away.
5) The police found them anyway.
6) We have some serious water pressure, yo.

I bet the owner of that car is going to miss it.

Comments

[shadopanther.livejournal.com]

Yes.. I have to wonder whether aches and pains may have shown up later. Sometimes that is the case in accidents. It was the case in the accident where a minivan tried merging into my right fender. Fortunately, my passengers were ok, and I thought I was ok, but the next day my neck and back were very stiff... and stayed stiff. (Which is when I started chiropractic treatments.) I imagine the perps were probably also wearing their seat belts or they most likely would have been thrown from the car when it hit that fire hydrant.

I wouldn't have imagined the anchor cables standing up to that either. I imagine that the drunk must have hit it just right for the car to climb right up it rather than either snapping the cable or shearing something off the car.

Thinking of kinetic energy... even at 35-40mph, there's a lot, especially if two vehicles hitting each other hit head on. (That's what happened in the 1988 accident I was in where the 1981 Oldsmobile I was driving got totaled & 3A called me to find out if it was a 4 or 6 cylinder car because the hood was jammed down on the engine & partially through the windshield, so they couldn't tell by looking.) I got myself out of that one, but I was bleeding, and did need an ambulance.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

I would be shocked if aches and pains didn't show up later. The soft tissues and the skeletons they hang on went through a *lot* in those short moments.

That says a lot, that AAA *couldn't tell* what kind of engine it had.

[shadopanther.livejournal.com]

*nods* The hood was pushed down into the engine and up through the windshield. The front left tire was now parallel to the road, the left front fender pulled back like a yellow banana peel (on the yellow car) toward the driver's door, the "door open, keys in" buzzer sounded (but the door was closed & engine quit), the roof was rippled. It was a mess. That car thoroughly deserved being called totaled in that condition.

It was a 1981 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme coupe, a good mid-sized car, hit by a full size Ford Econoline van. The van suffered a crumpled fender, flat tire, and broken sidelight (on the crumpled fender).