My foot pain

[cjsmith]

Just for a change, I will let my low blood sugar write an entry. Here it is.

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I think it would be a good idea for everyone who knows how to solve my feet to have a chance to try. The line forms to the left. I am guessing that the line is already long enough that each person gets about, oh, 48 hours. During which, of course, I am still working full time, I am still working late, I am still flying, I am still feeding my cats and doing my laundry -- in short, I am not suspending the living of my life. Each person who knows what's best for me gets what's left of that 48 hours. Oh, and you get to fund your ideas. It's only fair. I funded mine.

Go for it.

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[This message brought to you by the unusually depleted state of both CJ's patience and CJ's blood sugar right about now. No, this is not indirect communication with anyone who's reading this. It is a vent. ...I can't think of any more disclaimers but I am positive I will know what I missed after about four comments.]

Comments

[dizzdvl.livejournal.com]

Do you think 2 of the cats would mind being foot replacements? I mean, then you would have 8 feet and they would be self-cleaning. I can't afford to fund it though.

I like vents! I think they are helpful, but I tend to bottle up the ones I really want to let spew out.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

They would also be very soft and furry. I would get foot rubs a lot more often. This sounds like a plan!

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

But they would also try to curl up on your stomach whenever you wanted to go somewhere.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

What an image! I am doing those silent helpless wheezy laughs, here in my cubicle!

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

And then when you finally got them moving, one of them would zoom off wildly in a random direction and the other would sit down and take a bath.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

It's particularly odd when my feet put their feet in the air to lick their backsides. Also, it's difficult to sleep when my feet start playfully attacking my toes under the covers.

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

That's a brain-twisty image. Their own toes, or each other's?

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

My feet use their feet to attack my toes, which, um, I mean their toes, um...

I suppose it would be difficult to sleep when they start attacking my partner's toes, too! ;-)