Over the shoulder boulder holder

[cjsmith]

I was very pleased to discover that Title Nine has a store in Palo Alto. They don't carry my size (no one within a couple thousand miles carries my size) but they have something close.

I walked out with a 32DDD - yes, three Ds - in something that I am guessing runs small. I also ordered a 32DD for those days when I might want to descend a stairway while carrying something in my hands. You curvy ladies know what I mean, I'm sure.

One advantage of shopping at a sports store: you get an undergarment that does something more than just make lines on your shoulders.

Dear Victoria's Secret,

I will never darken your door again. I'm sure your feeling of relief at that statement is second only to mine.

Sincerely,
Someone crass enough to have an actual chest

Comments

[plymouth.livejournal.com]

I've definitely bought 36C at VS. But it wasn't COMFORTABLE. Maybe I'm too picky because I refuse to buy anything other than black :)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Comfortable is a whole extra dimension on the graph. Call me picky on that score as well! (For me the preferred color is cream or white, 'cause I have some white shirts. No pink no black no red no beautiful dark green no flowers no ribbons no lace none of that stuff. Bo-ring!)