Over the shoulder boulder holder

[cjsmith]

I was very pleased to discover that Title Nine has a store in Palo Alto. They don't carry my size (no one within a couple thousand miles carries my size) but they have something close.

I walked out with a 32DDD - yes, three Ds - in something that I am guessing runs small. I also ordered a 32DD for those days when I might want to descend a stairway while carrying something in my hands. You curvy ladies know what I mean, I'm sure.

One advantage of shopping at a sports store: you get an undergarment that does something more than just make lines on your shoulders.

Dear Victoria's Secret,

I will never darken your door again. I'm sure your feeling of relief at that statement is second only to mine.

Sincerely,
Someone crass enough to have an actual chest

Comments

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing that they probably have ribcages. 32 is rough. Still, I don't think I've seen any triple-D cups at VS, even on the gargantuan band sizes. Maybe regional variation is the answer.

I definitely took a nice big deep breath when I took the thing off. I suspect, though, that anything that lets me breathe will let me jiggle. I'm ready to try the other side of that divide for a while.

[wcg.livejournal.com]

They're both 36 DDs, though Rivka went to a larger cup for a while after Alex was born. But she was wearing nursing bras then.

As for you... I'm just sorry something so lovely is such a pain for you.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Yeah, 36DD is not as hard to find as 32DD. I should amend my reason for not darkening Victoria's Secret's door. :-)

Thank you for the compliment! Me, I just wish I could leave 'em at home most of the time. (Hot date tonight -- now where'd I put those things? I didn't leave them in my locker at the gym again, did I?)

[psi-star-psi.livejournal.com]

They're detachable (http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/k/kingmissile/detatchablepenis.htm), you see.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

That's EXACTLY the song I was thinking of when I wrote that! :-)

[cassidyrose.livejournal.com]

I cannot even find a 40D in VS stores--most only carry up to 38's. Those of us 40 or above can't shop there.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Wow. 32B to 38DD is really a rather narrow range. Neither you nor I are strikingly "unusual looking" in a crowd of random people on the street, yet we're both outside that range. I'm surprised they can do as well as they do within those limitations.