Tuesday, February 12th, 2002 03:59 pm
The guy came by to look at the rat holes to seal. He crawled in the attic from the garage access point [note: this couldn't be done until now because we had no ladder tall enough] and found the traps full and a nest of 8 live rats (6-8" long) nearby. He called up the Pest Control people and told them to get out here on the double.

He found at least 18 grates on the outside of the house that the rats are using for entry, plus a whole bunch of other problems. Rob says rat fur is stuck in the holes and dust is on the floor where the rats have enlarged the holes in the stucco. Our guy was kind of stunned - said he'd never seen a house with so many access passages. O joy O rapture!

Another problem is how all the trees and bushes have grown next to the house. That makes it easy for the rats to jump on the roof and crawl along the gutters.

So our guy is coming by tomorrow to seal the holes, and will recommend a tree trimmer to deal with the shrubs and the trees.

In an unrelated note, the back fence is sagging and wobbly, and may be about to fall over. O rapture! (The landscaping done by the neighbors behind us might have weakened its support by lowering the dirt level a bit, but to be fair the fence is old and was on its last legs anyway.) Maybe the back neighbor will be willing to split the cost of a new fence with us.
Tuesday, February 12th, 2002 05:20 pm (UTC)
Well...if you can't get rid of the rats you can always rename your house the Congress. Hopefully you can evict all of your uninvited guests easily. How old is your house?
Tuesday, February 12th, 2002 05:25 pm (UTC)
I sure hope so, thanks! I don't remember offhand how old the place is; my brain wants to say forty years, but that seems very young considering how many roofs (rooves?) it had. (We had to tear all of them off a couple years ago to put the new one on.) Can't be much more than sixty years old, though; my area was almost uninhabited back then.
Tuesday, February 12th, 2002 08:26 pm (UTC)
It sounds like a wonderful old house! I live in a new cracker box, designed as a first home for a young family (to meet the needs of the kids at the Army base here) its not really big enough for the four of us. Both of my children are grown and will be moving away all too soon *sigh* and the house will be just about the right size for the two of us for awhile. Then again, I'm just happy to have a home.
Wednesday, February 13th, 2002 10:25 am (UTC)
Ours was designed that way at first. Then some incompetent people turned the back porch into a bonus room. Later, some slightly-more-thorough people added a partial second story. Neither of these were done all that well in terms of heating, electricity, or attic/crawlspace access... can't imagine how they passed inspection, but maybe code was more lenient back then.

Then again, like you, I'm just happy to have a home!
Tuesday, February 12th, 2002 05:51 pm (UTC)
Sorry 'bout the rats. I don't suppose you'd be interested in the old Royal Navy recipe for 'Millers in Onion Sauce' that I have in a cookbook? No, didn't figure so. (The midshipmen called rats 'millers' because they typically caught them in the bread locker covered in flour.)

Homeownership does have its downside. I repair my wooden fence every spring, and one of these years I'm going to have to replace both it and the outer wrought iron one. (I need two. Pool.)
Wednesday, February 13th, 2002 10:23 am (UTC)
I want to post that recipe on my refrigerator! At the very least it might give the pest control people a chuckle. :-)

We probably need two also (pool) but so far no one's complained. Our "one" goes all the way round, with gates, so I suppose it meets the community standards for protecting children whose parents aren't watching.
Wednesday, February 13th, 2002 10:53 am (UTC)
OK, I'll look the recipe up for you when I get home (which will be late tonight.) In the meantime, you can entertain yourself by reading the table of contents of the cookbook. (http://www.wwnorton.com/POB/SpottedD/toc.htm)

Local laws vary when it comes to pool fences. I know our inner fence was needed because the outer one wasn't tall enough.
Thursday, February 14th, 2002 05:56 pm (UTC)
6 prime millers, about 6 oz each after skinning and cleaning
Flour for dredging
Salt and pepper
4-5 tablespoons bacon fat from the Captain's breakfast
1 large onion, peeled and thinly sliced
1 and 1/4 cup stock, or reconstituted Portable Soup

Cut the millers into serving pieces. Season the flour with salt and pepper. Dredge the millers in the flour and set aside.

Heat 2 tablespoons of the bacon fat in a large, heavy pan over medium heat. Add the onion and saute, stirring occassionally, until limp and golden. Remove the onion and set aside.

In the same pan, brown the millers on all sides, a few pieces at a time, adding more bacon fat as needed. Set the millers aside.

Deglaze the pan with the stock. Return the millers and onions to the pan, add salt and pepper to taste, and bring to a boil. Cover, reduce heat, and simmer 20 minutes.

Serves 6 hungry midshipmen.

Copied from Lobscouse and Spotted Dog pg 230, by Grossman and Thomas, W.W. Norton books, 1997

The authors add: We were somewhat taken aback to discover that miller is absolutely delicious, rather like very young and tender rabbit.

I can only commend them for their dedication to authenticity...
Thursday, February 14th, 2002 06:05 pm (UTC)
It actually sounds like it would be really good. If the diner could get over any aversion to eating rat meat, that is. (I'm not sure I could.)
Friday, February 15th, 2002 04:03 pm (UTC)
This is POSTED ON MY REFRIGERATOR right now! Bwahahahahaaaaaa! 8-)

Thank you Bill!
Wednesday, February 13th, 2002 05:23 am (UTC)
Oh my Lord, I just got out my ruler to try to imagine the 6-8" rats, and it freaked me out. I can't believe how calm you are about the whole thing. You're tougher than me, Ceej!

I'd lend you my cats if I lived closer...

-Wen
Wednesday, February 13th, 2002 10:27 am (UTC)
Well since my cats appear to be COMPLETE LOSERS in the ratting department... maybe I should borrow someone's! :-P

I'm calm only because the rats are scareder of me than I probably am of them. They never ever ever have been seen in the inhabitable portions of the house. We've only very rarely seen evidence of their presence. That's why the problem got so bad before we did anything about it! We honestly didn't know!
Wednesday, February 13th, 2002 01:25 pm (UTC)
Your cats may not be losers; they may simply be wisely cautious. Eight live rats, 6"-8" long? If I was a cat, I'd consider calling in an airstrike to soften up their position before engaging hand-to-hand, or would that be tooth-to-claw?
Wednesday, February 13th, 2002 02:46 pm (UTC)
An airstrike would definitely be in order, unless they can lure the enemy out one by one and pick 'em off.

Wish I still had my Dizzy. He took out dozens of rats in our old apartment, sometimes several in a day. One carcass barely fit in a ten inch box for disposal. Fortunately, usually I'd just find the tails. He was unbelievably neat and tidy about it. And poof, no rat problem!
Wednesday, February 13th, 2002 08:31 am (UTC)
Eeeyhew .... blaghck .... I hate rats!! Poor you, i'd lend you my cats, who are GREAT ratters, but we live even further than Wendy
8-(
Hope you get it sorted soon ..... the hair is still standing up on the back of my neck!!
Wednesday, February 13th, 2002 10:28 am (UTC)
Yeah, I'm just hoping they don't come BACK once we get rid of all these. I guess plugging up the entrances they use is the only way to be sure of that...