That's it! I've solved the world's problems.

[cjsmith]

I hear of a clinic doing breast reductions on Tuesdays and augmentations on Wednesdays. Some people undergo fertility treatments while others get sterilized. I love to run and can't 'cause of feet, and a friend of mine loves to swim and can't 'cause of a shoulder. (I oughta swim; she's supposed to run.)

If we took all the problems of the world and simply reassigned them to different people I bet the world would be a happier place!

(Granted, implementation's a bitch. Don't pester me with such inconsequential details.)

Comments

[aelfie.livejournal.com]

I'll take it! My girls cost waaaay too much to get! (not that I'd trade them for anything or don't they they are worth every penny, mind you! I'd of rather had them cost as much as their brother.)