That's it! I've solved the world's problems.

[cjsmith]

I hear of a clinic doing breast reductions on Tuesdays and augmentations on Wednesdays. Some people undergo fertility treatments while others get sterilized. I love to run and can't 'cause of feet, and a friend of mine loves to swim and can't 'cause of a shoulder. (I oughta swim; she's supposed to run.)

If we took all the problems of the world and simply reassigned them to different people I bet the world would be a happier place!

(Granted, implementation's a bitch. Don't pester me with such inconsequential details.)

Comments

[fuzzygruf.livejournal.com]

I'm nominating you as the next Intelligent Designer!

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Woohoo! Next I'll need a task force for Knee Joint Design Rev 2.0.

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

I'll put Pat and Ella on it.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

(embarrassed shuffling of feet) who are they?